Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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