New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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