I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
