I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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