The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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