what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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