Sponge bath it is.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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