I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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