you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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