I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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