i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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