would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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