He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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