I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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