We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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