he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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