Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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