Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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