i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't deserve a penis
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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