I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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