im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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