In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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