Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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