he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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