You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
