West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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