i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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