i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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