I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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