people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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