I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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