I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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