i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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