what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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