last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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