grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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