i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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