4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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