Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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