please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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