He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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