It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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