she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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