Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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