are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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