i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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