i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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