Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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