i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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