the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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