why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she smelled like a LAN party
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I need to align my fucking chakras
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Come on in and take your pants off
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