Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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