there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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